Hello, I’m Jessica. Nice to meet you.
Synopsis:
I’m a sociable introvert. Jesus is my best friend, as is my husband. All my other friends I have met through church or Twitter (two extremely different places it turns out). When I’m not banging my head against a blank page or procrastinating on social media, I am raising two crazy energetic toddlers. We’ll call them Galahad (aka Sir G) and the Dragon.
Accomplishments:
Top of my home-school class
Started Dance lessons
Started violin lessons
Quit violin lessons
Quit Dance lessons
Honor roll throughout high school
Made the JV Poms Team
Dean’s list throughout four-year university
Side swiped a semi truck with parent’s minivan
Co-edited university’s literary magazine
Survived a year studying Theology in Tokyo
Presented papers at the Sigma Tau Delta English Honors Society Conferences
Graduated Sigma cum laude (but not magna)
Married the boy our Validictorian turned down Freshman year (how’s that free ride to Brown University looking now, huh?)
Discovered my abject hatred for working retail
Bought a house
Joined a gym
Visited gym 8 times
Canceled gym membership after 4 years
Rejected from 3 grad schools
Became a nanny
Became a mommy
Started antidepressants
Taught Reading
Travelled to Cambodia with Teach Global
Joined Twitter
Won Nanowrimo 2017
Made it on “Babbles Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week” list (twice)
Cried on stage at my local church
Spoke at the Mom Equipped Conference
Life Plan:
Phase One – Start blog.
Phase Two – ???
Phase Three – World domination.
(so far everything is going according to plan)
#First Draft Life 